20 Questions

1. Anybody else ending their relationship before February 14th? 2. Having a winter girlfriend was wack anyway, right? 3. Don’t you wish you could cheer for the football team like you cheer for the basketball team? 4. Why are people getting fly for Wing Night? 5. They do realize that it’s still the cafeteria? 6. Did anyone spend their refund checks on books? 7. Is the Feb. 1st breakfast at 6 a.m. so they can limit the free meals? 8. Has anybody noticed the Village has a new name? 9. Don’t you hate it when strangers talk to you in the elevator? 10. Isn’t it even worse when they ask you open ended questions? 11. Am I really supposed to explain my views on the world to you in a 15 second ride? 12. Should any grown man have baby hair? 13. Anybody else ever feel bad for the big dude in Dru Hill? 14. So, what’s the difference between Verge and Couture again? 15. Does anybody remember recording off the radio?16. Why are mixtapes still called mixTAPES? 17. Whose pops still wears creases in their jeans? 18. Anybody else have class with a campus security guard? 19. Did you notice how wack 20 questions was last week? 20. Have you ever tried to be funny at 5:30 in the morning on a weeknight?

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Police Blotter

Vandalism1/17/2008 , 1:45 p.m.Aggie Suites FA male student reported that his girlfriend an Elon University student came to his room upset. The victim left the room leaving his girlfriend in the room with his suitemate. When the victim returned to his room at approximately 5 a.m. on this date he found lotion all over his bed and some clothes were on the floor. The victim’s suitemate witnessed the girlfriend committing the vandalism. There was no damage to the items. The victim was advised to go to the Magistrate’s Office if he wanted to file charges.

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Haiti’s poorest forced to eat dirt

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) – It was lunchtime in one of Haiti’s worst slums, and Charlene Dumas was eating mud.With food prices rising, Haiti’s poorest can’t afford even a daily plate of rice, and some take desperate measures to fill their bellies.

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Do I know you?

Just when you thought you had it in the bag, you discover it’s not enough. Not only did you come to class every day, you showed up on time, went to sleep in the back of the class, as the teacher took role and counted you absent because you didn’t respond.

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